Snake On A Plane [Wing] (VIDEO)

We (speaking on behalf of all the media) love stories about snakes and planes. Not separately, together because there was once a movie called Snakes On A Plane. It just gives us an excuse to write headlines like:

• “There Are Snakes On This Mother-Frickin’ Plane!” (most media outlets can’t curse in their headlines, it’s frowned upon)
•  “Snakes Are REALLY On A Plane”
• “Snakes On A Plane, Fo’ Real!”

So, when this snake decided to hang out on the wing of an Australian plane, we got really excited. Nobody was hurt, except the snake who was just trying to get away from the daily grind and take holiday in Papua New Guinea (he died).

(Photo: Robert Weber / Sydney Morning Herald)