Jon Stewart Hates Family Guy, The Best Superpower Is Money, And More

What a fun week it’s been. Michael Phelps swam really fast, Ryan Lochte akwardly entered the public eye and NBC covered the Olympics with the same professionalism as an alcoholic father at a little league game. This is what we learned this week:

• We learned Seth MacFarlane made a joke about Jon Stewart… years ago. We only just now found out what the joke was.
• We learned about rollercoasters at Six Flags Great Adventure and went backwards on a ride that usually goes forward.
• We learned about Jeff Ross’ new show where he just roasts people, like a Comedy Central Roast but without the D-list celebrities.
• We learned the best superpower is having a rich father.
• We learned the greatest sport in The Olympics involves balls, sand and girls asses.
• We learned Judge Dredd is coming to the screen soon and Rob Schneider doesn’t have a cameo.
• Finally, we learned Hugh Jackman really is milking this Wolverine roll as much as he can.

Is there something else you learned that we didn’t include? Let us know in the comments, on Facebook or Twitter.

What we’re listening to this week:

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